Well, I don’t know about you, but I am sick of the Mexican Standoff. Whether it be in film, tv, books, or games, it’s just stupid. Clichéd and stupid. How many times do these forms of media use this device to increase tension? Too many to count, let me assure you. Not that it works, mind you. Well, not for me anyway – but then I tend to over-think such things. The deal is that the tension is caused because the two (or more) people are holding guns on each other and nobody shoots in fear that they won’t be the first person to shoot and hence get shot. Here’s a clue for them – just shoot! Chances are, if you’re fast, you’ll be first (especially if the other guy is obeying the laws of the Mexican Standoff and just waiting there). And sure, the other guy, as he dies or if you miss, can shoot you back, but is it better just standing there waiting for him to shoot? And why do so many standoffs end in draws where they both withdraw? This is awkward especially in action films. And yes, they could have a hostage, but don’t get me started on hostages in movies. And before you say ‘shoot the hostage’ I say, ‘shoot the baddie’. And… er, I won’t get into it. Let it just stand that most hostage situations in movies are lame and ill-thought out.
Sorry for the rant. But I encourage everyone who is/will be thinking about using a Mexican Standoff in their game/movie/what-have-you, that you reconsider. Be original. This, of course, goes for all clichés. And yes, this comes from spending Labor Day watching movies while I clean up the ol’ homestead. Sorry if it was terribly random.