Dispatches from Strangetown: SimInfidelity
My friend Nick is also playing the Sims 2. The following is a transcript of an IM conversation we had earlier today:
Nick: the girl i'm living with is pregnant, dude!
Nick: i don't know if it's mine. i never boned her. but we slept in the same bed. next thing i know, she's on maternity leave.
Aaron: me too
Nick: and she has a belly
Aaron: yeah
Aaron: mine wants to eat all the damn time now
Nick: yeah, me too.
Aaron: i think your pregnant sim cheated
Nick: wtf
Aaron: i had to click the "Try for a Baby" to impregnate mine
Aaron: ordinary woo-hoo wouldn't do
Nick: yeah, i've seen that option, but i didn't do that
Nick: maybe i should kick her the fuck out
Nick: if the kid doesn't look like me
Nick: i'm going to be really mad
Nick: i even talked to the belly
Nick: and rubbed it
Nick: i will not support a child that's not mine
Aaron: hahahaha
A little later, Nick confirmed my theory:
Nick: that kid wasn't mine, you were right
Aaron: haha
Nick: she got the boot. now i'm four days away from being an elder. i will die childless.
