What I Did Last Night

Morning, all. Yes, I said morning. It's 7:20 AM on a summer Monday morning and I'm awake. Why? Because I pulled the most random all-nighter of all time. I deserve a cookie.

Anyway, I'm taking advantage of the amazing opportunity bestowed upon me by the great webmaster god: a weblog. Haha, great! Another one. I've ruined my life with Xanga. Then with Myspace. Look now! I have a blog administered by the same institution that accepted me as a student! Joy!

Sorry, it's morning. I'm not usually this bitter...not bitter at all...but I'm up with no caffeine and no stimulants in my body. Cynicism and sarcasm go out of my mouth like hotcakes (which reminds me I should have some breakfast...)

So anyway, this is me. I'm Ashley Soriano and I'm a fruitcake at best. Strawberry? Nah. Cherry? No. More like kiwi. I am currently living in USC...which is Upper St. Clair township within Pennsylvania. I'm a competitive gamer (Halo 2 for now), I have a major 'thing' for Harry Potter, and I make myspace layouts for my friends because I'm just that nice. Oh, did I mention I like pie?

Okay! 7:28 and I think I better stop before I crash my system.

I have finished my first blog!
15 EXP 119 Gil
Level up!

By the way, if I am the first incoming freshman to do a weblog then I can certainly prove I have no life :)