Not content with dominating the rest of the world, Blizzard has released two more similar WoW commericals targeting the quaint French, Spanish, and Roundhouse Kick speaking EU nations featuring Jean Claude "I was Guile in the Street Fighter Movie" Van Damme and Spanish movie actor and ladies man Guillermo "Willy" Toledo. The next commercial in this line will be Verne Troyer aka "Mini Me". No kidding, this is great stuff. Interesting unrelated news also points to Daft Punk as the chief export of France for the 2007 Fiscal year.
Here's the English Transcript for Van Damme courtesy of WoW Europe:
“My name is Jean-Claude Van Damme… and I am a mage.”
“Hand-to-hand combat for me: it's over!”
“Now I can cast powerful spells!”
“Just try messing with me… I’ll turn you into a sheep.”
“A sheep!”
“…Because we all are a bit like sheep, you know...”
“I am Jean-Claude Van Damme, I am a mage.
“And you?”
"What’s your game?"
And for Mr. Toledo:
"Hi, my name is Willy Toledo... and I am a Paladin."
"I am a combination of a spell caster and a specialist in melee combat."
"…up-close and personal, clearly what I like most."
"But this is serious, I´m a protector of the Holy Light."
"I am Willy Toledo, and I’m a Paladin."
"And you?"
"What’s your game?"