So, everyone has probably gotten the Nigerian Prince email scam before, but I was thoroughly surprised to get this email from my dear brother, Capt. John Savimbi of the brave military force of Luanda Angola. Seems like he needs my help, and it seems that Facebook is the easiest way for him to reach me in his dire time of need.
It seems curious though, I keep trying to add him as my friend, but he won't add him, I mean c'mon, we'll just be facebook friends, it's not that big of a deal. Also, it seems he lives in Los Angeles, California. Weird.
Sometimes, I wonder if the people running these emails have even given a thought to the major demographic on sites like facebook? Either way, no matter, because of my TRUSTing nature, I'm going to be rich soon!