Sweet senseless victory
Tonight, for the nineteenth time, I decided to double-click the executable file for "Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden". This time, it actually ran.
Nothing else has changed on my computer. Apparently, Chef Boyardee programs his games to hibernate until May.
The first line of the game... White pixelated text on a black screen. "Warning- The game you are about to play is canon."
Second line: "The Year is 2053. B-Ball is dead."
This will be a great adventure. Full report coming soon.