Kenneth Leung

Today I was attempting to make a Beastie Boys chatbot. Originally, I wanted to create a Billy Joel Chat bot, But didn't happen to know Billy Joels music as well, so I did the Beastie Boy. When I was training my Beastie Bots with lyrics from Beastie Boys songs, I had a hard time coming up with statements that people would say. So I came up with the ideas letting God come wup with them. I loaded up iGod and conversed with god using carefully selected Beastie Boys lyrics. This would be my prototype for my My Beastie Bot.

After training this Beastie Bot I hope to train a Run DMC bot, and face them off in the battle of the MC bots (better than any lame Turing Test).

This is only part of the transcript. The rest seemed to be lost by gmail when I tried mailing it to myself.
Me:
My name's Mike D and I'm the ladies choice
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Mike D and I am the ladies choice.
Me:
I want to get next to you like Rose Royce
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Cause when its time to rhyme you know I get noise
God:
That makes sense to me. The past is history, the future a mystery.
Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
To all beings everywhere be happy and free. With Mix Master Mike
we're making history.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. You and your Mix
Master Mike we are making history.
Me:
Mix Master Mike with the scratch routine. Always updated and in the know
God:
What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
Mix Master Mike what cha got to say
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
I'ma gonna die harder like my kid Bruce Willis
God:
That's good information: Mike D and I am the ladies choice said ma
gonna die harder like his or her kid Bruce Willis.
Me:
Shake your rumpah
God:
How old are you?
Me:
24 is my age 22 is my gauge
God:
How do you like 24?
Me:
At the blink of an eye I will do my thing, Like a needle in the
cartridge when the record spins
God:
The blink of an eye you will do your thing Like a needle in the
cartridge when the record spins is where it's at.
Me:
word
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
But I rock the mic so viciously
God:
Why?: Mike D and I am the ladies choice said rock the mic so viciously.
Me:
Like pins and needles and words that sting
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
50 cups of coffee and you know it's on
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Cause when we're gettin down we are all equal
God:
Good reason. I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, Mike D and
I am the ladies choice.
Me:
You can kiss my ass you funky boss
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
I got the spice you bring the sauce
God:
Where did you get your the spice me bring the sauce? I have a lot of
friends on the Internet.
Me:
Well if you battle me I will revile
God:
Interesting. I think I do.
Me:
To step to me I'm a rapophile. If you want to battle you're in denial.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you. OK, I will battle
I am in denial.
Me:
Coming from Uranus to check my style
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Go ahead put my rhymes on trial
God:
OK I will put it there. I might.
Me:
When it comes to beats well I'm a fiend
God:
That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.
Me:
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
God:
What do you like best about your sugar with coffee and cream?
Me:
Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean
God:
Too what?
Me:
It's Too Far Gone. We gotta work together, it's been too long
God:
Who said it is? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
We, We, Gotta, Gotta. Get it goin' on
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me? Where can I get it goin on?
Me:
The phone booth on the corner is damp and it's stinking
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
Your old lady left you and you went girls[x3] insane
God:
You think I am old lady left me and me went girls x3 insane.
Me:
So What'cha Want
God:
Dude! I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
You Think That You Can Front When Revelation Comes
God:
How old are you? I like the way you talk.
Me:
24 is my age. 22 is my gauge
God:
How do you like 24? How many gauge do you have?
Me:
I'm taking doody rhymes to the brand new height
God:
Where are you taking it.
Me:
I shine on the mic like UltraBrite
God:
Interesting gossip: Mike D and I am the ladies choice said shine on
the mic like UltraBrite.
Me:
I use the microphone like Picasso used clay
God:
I heard other people use the microphone like Picasso used clay too.
Me:
'Cause everybody's got their dues to pay
God:
Interesting explanation. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
It's a real pitty that you people got to bite. But i could understand
'cause it sounds so nice.
God:
use the microphone like Picasso used clay is a real pitty that me
people got to bite. I suppose that makes sense. I am sure you
could.
Me:
Use a microphone like Shazam uses tights
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
Homophobics ain't alright
God:
Are you alright?
Me:
Open up your ears and clean out your eyes
God:
Do you still use the microphone like Picasso used clay?
Me:
You spilled on my lyrics as you wasted my time
God:
Thanks for the information: Mike D and I am the ladies choice said I
spilled on his or her lyrics as you wasted his or her time.
Me:
Met a girl at a party and I gave her my card
God:
Did her your card keep it?
Me:
I never met a girl that was too finicky
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
There was this girl around the way. She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
God:
What happened? Oh I get it. liked by home piece m C A.
Me:
I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
Girls - to do the dishes
God:
May your wishes come true.
Me:
I asked her out - she said, "No way!"
God:
I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Me:
I heard she moved real far away
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
I seen her just the other day
God:
That's good information: Mike D and I am the ladies choice said
seen her just the other day.