But everyone else that reads this should take note.
MC Honky has arrived. He is a mystery (sort of).
He rocks indisputably.
"The Onion: Why should anyone buy your record?
MC Honky: [submitted via e-mail] Mrs. Honky's pottery business isn't doing the business it used to. Damn terrorists.
O: Do you think your record will help people?
MCH: All kidding aside, this is the only record ever made that really can help anyone who listens to it. Listen to "A Good Day To Be You," for example, and tell me if you don't feel a lot better afterwards. I am the inventor of self-help rock, and this is the world's first taste of the genre. You're welcome!
O: Do you think your record could save lives?
MCH: I really do. Hey there, young teen with the gun to your head! Just buy and listen to I Am The Messiah before you pull the trigger. Aha! That's what I thought. Life isn't so bad, now, is it?
O: Is this record your ticket to heaven?
MCH: What a silly question. This record is heaven.
MC Honky's newest album is titled I Am The Messiah."
—Stephen Thompson
"You are very well read. But you don't make me feel stupid. Thank you."
-A Good Day To Be You
...and the EELS album Shootenanny! comes out tomorrow.
Buy it at Aron's and get a free single with 3 unreleased tracks.
Posted by: vegan boy at June 2, 2003 7:03 PM
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