Max Vs. The Internet

How to Make Art on Instructables. How haughty! To wit:

Art-making is one of the easiest and most lucrative of human activities.

A finished work of art can be exchanged for many desirable things such as food, shelter, sex, fame and money (which in turn could be used to purchase food, shelter, sex and fame).

So, it is understandable that you might want to know how to make art.

In the steps that follow I will share the wealth of my knowledge.

I can find no flaws with this. Like any good satire, it's true, it's funny, and it hurts. Be sure to see Taser Tag, bro. What grotesque and beautiful arrogance.