I am miserably sick, but today, some bright news (via TIGSource, of course). Oh, it's on:

"Splendid jetpack dreams of the Apatosaurus named Brontosaurus."Those gents over at Flashbang may as well put us all out of the game design business.
Another question:
Has anybody gotten Barkley: Shut Up & Jam: Gaiden to work? I need something to do in my more incoherent bouts of illness (thanks DICE) I can run it, but it hates my laptop's arrow keys as a control scheme. I was willing to take a pass on it, but then I got to the cash-money quote of a lifetime:
"One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there."