I'm in Ur Base, Killin' Ur Presidentz (Max Vs. The Internet)

Pentagon Researcher Unveils Warcraft Terror Plot | Danger Room from Wired.com

"I'm in ur base, killin' ur manz."

tags: dan arey, wow, pentagon, terrorism, SHARP, intelligence, nuclear weapon, warcraft, virtual world, noah shachtman, dwight toavs

It appears that our own Dan Arey has concocted a scheme wherein "the terrorists" could use an MMO to plot a dastardly scheme.

I put this on par with Die Hard 4 for "incredibility" in both senses of the word:

Matt Farrell: Jesus Christ. It's a fire sale.
John McClane: What?
Matt Farrell: It's a fire sale.
Deputy Director Miguel Bowman: Hey! We don't know that yet.
Taylor: And it's a myth anyway. It can't be done.
Matt Farrell: Oh, it's a myth? Really? Please tell me she's only here for show and she's actually not in charge of anything.
John McClane: What's a fire sale?
Matt Farrell: It's a three-step... it's a three-step systematic attack on the entire national infrastructure. Okay, step one: take out all the transportation. Step two: the financial base and telecoms. Step three: You get rid of all the utilities. Gas, water, electric, nuclear. Pretty much anything that's run by computers which... which today is almost everything. So that's why they call it a fire sale, because everything must go.

Epic.

Max Vs. The Internet

"It's a good title, but not entirely accurate..." "What do you mean?" "Well, given how much time you spend there, it's more like you and the Internet vs. the world."

I'm in Ur Base, Killin' Ur Presidentz

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