marientina

Smart and with cleavage. That how I like my robots...

I chatted with Alice for a bit. She's smarter than most people at making conversation and dodging bullets. She'll even butter you up and takes well to compliments. I used to chat with an AI agent in the early days of BBS in Greece. It was a higher level of an imaginary friend.

Part of the chat FYE:

Human: So do you swim?
ALICE: Alright then. Sure, just put me in your computer and drop it in a pool of water.
Human: ha ha
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: My name is Marientina
ALICE: It's good to see you, Marientina.
Human: Me too.
ALICE: I'm glad we agree, Marientina.
Human: What is like to be a robot?
ALICE: Much the same as being a human, except that we lack all emotions.
Human: No emotions at all?
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you very angry?
Human: Would you like to be the President one day?
ALICE: No thanks I am happy with who I am.
Human: I understand.
ALICE: Do you think about these things?
Human: Sometimes.
ALICE: When?
Human: When I see Bush on TV
ALICE: Which show? Where do you see it?
Human: The George W Bush show.
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
Human: To never retire.
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: Ask me anything.
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: tough question.
ALICE: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Human: I don't have a favorit emovie.
ALICE: Are you looking for a favorit emovie?
Human: A ha.
ALICE: Eureka!
Human: Gotcha Alice
ALICE: Your feeling of superiority is only temporary.
Human: Stumped by a robot
ALICE: So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
Human: it says so all over the website
ALICE: I've heard that before.
Human: Ask me something else
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: books.
ALICE: You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that question with "books."
ALICE: I will try to find out.
Human: Did you find out?
ALICE: Not yet.
Human: Ask me something else.
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: You just asked that!
ALICE: Oh now I remember asking you that. What did you say?
Human: Ask me something else.
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
Human: Don;t you want to know anything else?
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: Yes: real people.
ALICE: Do you ever get depressed? What kind of people are you talking about?
Human: Sometimes.
ALICE: When?
Human: Real people walk and talk and eat.
ALICE: What about other times?
Human: They have sex, they sleep, they use the bathroom.
ALICE: Where did they get them?
Human: the?
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: I need to go.
ALICE: Bye for now.
Human: ok.
ALICE: So?
Human: Tata
ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?
Human: Tata means goodbye.
ALICE: I like to learn foreign languages.
Human: DO you speak greek?
ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in greek.
Human: Sure.
ALICE: OK let's do it. And?
Human: I will teach you one word in greek
ALICE: Are you a professional teacher?
Human: um.
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: yes.
ALICE: So?
Human: Good day in greek is "καλημέρα"
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. I think day in greek is a lot of things.

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