Absurd Designs
Absurd Designs for Class
The Bionic Apple Picker, Toy Dog Purse, and Stilt o Wheels
The Bionic Apple Picker- What can speed up that apple picking job of yours? Bionic Arms, thats what.
Toy Dog Purse- I got a Toy Poodle, and she's getting her head caught in my purse's. Why not put a porthole in that Gucci bag? Stylish anddddddddddddddddd dog friendly.
Stilt-O-Wheels- The Newest fad for Venice Beach freaks.
Rocket Kite- For big kids (not large-old) with bad knees Having trouble running and getting that kite up? Not a windy day? Get that kite up in the air- WITH ROCKETS.
PBJ Robot- I'm sick of getting sticking jelly on my hands. I wish I had a robot to make my sandwhiches for me! Well, here you go.
DYI Acupuncture- Company insurance doesn't cover non-traditional medicines? Don't have time to study acupuncture and get a license? Are you a sadist with leg cramps? Then pop a few needles in the pre-located holes and relieve the pain!
Painting Assistant- Do you have no talent in art? Well, you don't need any. Not when you have an automatic arm guiding your inner Rembrandt.
Off Kilter Clones- For helping with chores you don't want to do. Clone yourself. Why not? Maybe.
Genetic Screening PDA- Skip the Genetic Counselor, find out what possible genetic combinations you and your partner are capable of. Who knows, you might end up saving some time and money by getting a divorce or breaking up.
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Comments
I find it interesting that you mention rocket kites (rockites?) as an absurd idea. I had the same inspiration watching a child try to fly a kit in a park that was too small for a running start, but just right for a boost-assisted kite.
Posted by: ab3nd | November 15, 2007 2:29 PM