Carte de Tendre
When I mentioned in class on Wednesday that I had a little bit of inspiration, I wasn't kidding. I was perusing the internet one day and I happened upon a really interesting blog called Strange Maps. On it, I stumbled upon this (click for big, ~1.4mb):
It's called the Carte de Tendre (in french). Sadly, after thinking about this more I think I'm going to go with a world called "Disconcerted" instead.
There's also a 7mb version of this map here if you want to print it out and put it on the side of a building.
